On the MarketingProfs experts forum recently, someone submitted a request for advice: I’m going to “launch a new online video guide/portal website worldwide & I'm looking for a tagline/slogan/website name.”
[Aside: The number of “slashes” in a sentence is inversely proportional to the strength of the idea.]
Later in the post, the requester says, “ive noticed that theres quite a few websites online that include online video guide or online video portal [sic, all of it]…”
It might seem like I’m picking on this guy, but this pretty much passes for marketing strategy nowadays. As an example - we don’t need any more health-related websites, but that didn’t stop the recent launch of “BeWell,” whose point of differentiation will apparently be its “high-profile” doctors. Ummm, does Dr. Koop ring a bell?
Here’s how most marketing strategies seem to develop in today’s world:
- See market.
- Enter market.
- Differentiate using “catchy name.”
- Wonder why business not succeeding.
Instead, the first few steps should go like this:
- See market.
- Conduct customer research.
- Conduct competitive research.
- Establish differentiation by delivering unique value.
- If prior point not feasible, go back to step 1.
We are overrun with too many video portals, health portals, blogs, social networks, even Twitter copycats. I call it the pedicab syndrome. Walk into Central Park any warm summer’s evening, and you’ll see a line up of pedicabs like so many mothballed aircraft in the Mojave. The drivers practically tackle unsuspecting tourists trying to get them to go for a ride.
I used to call it the magazine syndrome, where we have always had about 25% more journals than we needed. But the current economy is taking care of that one, in spades.
Supply and demand is a law, like gravity. You can’t beat it, not even with a “catchy name.”

